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Saturday, August 28, 2010

Dave and Busters

dave & busters.... get wasted and play games. have more to drink.... expose yourself to the waiter... drink a little more.... well, that joystick will never be the same...

this place is expensive. its also loud and crowded. they have a super weird entry policy... follow me on this. under 18 with someone over 25=ok. over 21=ok. if youre say, 19 with a group of friends, they wont let you in!

i like the basketball game. i always win! i swipe my game card and this little wall lifts up. i once won 4 basketballs! they are usually pretty worn... but thats ok. i also like the claw game. theres nothing like molesting stuffed animals in a glass cube. some games are super hard to play. they have a racing game where up to 7 people can play together. i always lose... its hard to steer when you are jamming onion rings down your throat.

this location is kinda ghetto. the metal detectors keep out people wearing armor but do little to protect against ninjas. the highlight of the evening was finding pepper spray just outside the door in the bushes. i sprayed the closest 6 people i could find. LOL.. they were like OMG WHY? ive never seen so many tears!

for those of you that like to be groped... and i know some of you do... this place rocks for that. the casual "bump" at the pool table. the accidental "rub" at the bar.... the "sodomy" in the bathroom..... its all there. best part about all of it is that there are so many people you will never find out who is actually doing it! could it be the weird spanish guy with the pencil thin mustache? how bout the asian guy with the super cool spiked hair? it might even be the cougar you saw earlier at the bar! its probably not the cougar though... they only let it out on tuesdays and usually keep it chained up.

overall.... this place gets 5 stars for the hot molestation factor and 1 star for the lack of ninja protection.

6 comments:

ATM Withdrawal said...

Great one. You should take this to the stage bro!

Steve Smith said...

that sucks

me said...

This was a great read

me said...

this was a great read!

Basement Assassin said...

what more could you ask for?

loladdme said...

Good stuff, I'll be visiting again soon ;)

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